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emilianadarling:

Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?

Steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING

#as much as I love steve being impressed like vaccinations! #smallpox is gone! #washing machines! #the future is wonderful! #I also want him to kinda be like #oh so it doesn’t fold the clothes for you? #I still gotta iron this myself? #Howard promised flying cars 70 years ago #Where’re the robots #unimpressed by the future tbh (via kehinki)

He’s also just so disgusted about everyone letting the alien thing happen. “WHAT AMATEUR HOUR IS THIS? CAN I SERIOUSLY NOT TAKE A WEEKEND WITHOUT YOU YAHOOS LETTING IT GET ALL WAR OF THE WORLDS IN A MAJOR CITY? I’M BEGINNING TO QUESTION IF THERE WERE ANY REAL WINNERS IN THAT SPACE RACE EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING I MISSED”

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