"The United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own."
"We have our own land."
"No, it’s not yours. It’s the US Government’s."
— S1E6, “Pride, Pomp and Circumstance”
when you throw a surprise birthday party for your friend
I know it’s trendy to fight the system and cry that we are all becoming slaves of technology, but this attitude overlooks that computers and phones are tools for communicating. When someone thinks I’m an idiot smiling at a machine, I’m actually smiling at my girlfriend who is 10000 miles away and whom I would have never met if not for these newfangled electronics. As they say: when the wise man points to the moon, the fool looks at the finger.
This is a topic that I’ve been wanting to tackle for a while now; much credit to this excellent post for bringing it to the front of my brain.
First look at The Time of The Doctor in this trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas Special.
Premieres Christmas Day, December 25th 2013 at 9/8c on BBC America
December 25, 2013 at 8pm on Space (Canada)
December 25, 2013 at 7:30pm on BBC ONE (UK)
December 26, 2013 at 7:30pm on ABC1 (Australia)
“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”
The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.
That’s literally all we talked about in freshman English
WE WATCHED THIS IN SHAKESPEARE LAST YEAR AND THIS ONE GUY JUST YELLED “BRETHREN, THOU MUST PLACE THINE HEAD IN THE GAME” AND WE HAD TO WAIT A WEEK TO FUCKING CONTINUE IT BECAUSE WE KEPT CRACKING UP AND SINGING REWRITES OF THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SOUNDTRACK
OH MYF UCKING GOD
wait you mean that’s not zac efron?
Proof that pole dancing is a fucking sport and anyone that tells me it’s not can suck my dick.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.